Hey you! Yes, you with the sad / worried / bored face.
Politics getting you down?
Rain getting you down?
Work / love life / clearing up after your incontinent dog getting you down?
And let me guess, you’re still putting off that trim to avoid awkward small talk with the hairdresser?
Just a hunch.
But all that’s about to change. I know just the thing…
Yes, my friend. What you need is the all new REALITY DEFLECTO SHIELD.
Okay, so I lied about the new bit, but trust me, the REALITY DEFLECTO SHIELD is the answer to ALL your problems.
Simply engage the built-in reality deflector system and the real word vanishes in an instant. No more political scrapping. No more puddles (rain puddles I mean, but it works just as well with the incontinent pooch variety). No more heartbreak or tedium or gloom.
And best of all, you can take your Reality Deflecto Shield to the hairdresser’s and avoid conversation ALTOGETHER. You won’t even have to look at yourself in the mirror!
Well, they come in a choice of colours. A choice of settings. A choice of moods. More choice than you could ever imagine. All you need to do is get yourself down to your nearest Reality Deflecto Shield stockist and get choosing…