Welcome to the Writing Room.
From the outside it’s just a normal-looking door.
But, like all the best time machines, it’s much bigger on the inside…
Just a quick few thousand touches of the buttons on the control keyboard and the entire universe is your oyster…
Recent top destinations have included Victorian England, an alien maternity ship, the inside of Schrödinger’s box, Frogner Park in Oslo and the bottom of the ocean. But that’s merely the tip of the travelling iceberg. The writing room time machine promises to take you wherever and whenever you want and still have you back in time for tea. Not bad, eh?
There’s no need to splash out on psychic paper before boarding – as soon as you take your seat and fire up the controls you’ll find yourself slipping seamlessly into the skin of any chosen creature, be they human or otherwise, living or dead. They’ll probably require regular feeding, however, so be sure to bring a plentiful supply of tea, coffee and snacks.
Don’t forget to pack a spare pair of plotting pants and maybe a sonic biro or two for in-flight doodling. Next trip commencing in four… three… two… one…
It’s a question as old as the Twitter hills: are you a plotter or a pantser?
Ponder no more because now you can be both! Ladies and Gents I give you (dum, dum, dahhhh)…
THE PLOTTING PANTS OF POWER!!!!! *cue trumpet fanfare and lightning flashes*
Yes, it’s the product we’ve all been waiting for, the answer to every desk-bound scribe in search of underwear-based inspiration.
When it comes to your novel there’s nothing quite as important as a good opening. THE PLOTTING PANTS OF POWER come with a choice of 3 different openings (4 in the mens’ model) and are available in 2 delightful shades of excitement and adventure.
For writers looking to add a touch of humour to their plot we also offer a whoopee cushion insert and of course our reinforced gusset for added seated comfort comes as standard.
Please note the world-building power residing in every pair of pants can NOT be harnessed by the forces of evil. We do not recommend the use of our product for:
- Plotting the downfall of the monarchy
- Overthrowing peaceful nations
- Harnessing the evil powers of Dr Who Baddies for one’s own personal gain*
*the application of the Cybermen’s ‘DELETE’ function is permissible in certain circumstances