The Easter Bunny may have hopped off into the warm melty sunset for another year but there’s a new member of the Leporidae family ready and waiting to take his place. BEWARE THE LITTLE WHITE RABBIT (Leap Books) launches today!
All thirteen Young Adult stories in the collection are inspired by Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland, but this is Alice as you’ve never seen her before… from rich historicals, castle towers and deathly plagues, gritty urban explorations, intrepid reporters, would-be car thieves, watchmakers, futuristic wormholes, secret workshops… to the last human in a world ruled by machines.
You can read a sample of my story, ‘Undercover Alice’ and all other twelve tales over on the Leap Books blog site or head to goodreads for links to stockists.
It’s a question as old as the Twitter hills: are you a plotter or a pantser?
Ponder no more because now you can be both! Ladies and Gents I give you (dum, dum, dahhhh)…
THE PLOTTING PANTS OF POWER!!!!! *cue trumpet fanfare and lightning flashes*
Yes, it’s the product we’ve all been waiting for, the answer to every desk-bound scribe in search of underwear-based inspiration.
When it comes to your novel there’s nothing quite as important as a good opening. THE PLOTTING PANTS OF POWER come with a choice of 3 different openings (4 in the mens’ model) and are available in 2 delightful shades of excitement and adventure.
For writers looking to add a touch of humour to their plot we also offer a whoopee cushion insert and of course our reinforced gusset for added seated comfort comes as standard.
Please note the world-building power residing in every pair of pants can NOT be harnessed by the forces of evil. We do not recommend the use of our product for:
- Plotting the downfall of the monarchy
- Overthrowing peaceful nations
- Harnessing the evil powers of Dr Who Baddies for one’s own personal gain*
*the application of the Cybermen’s ‘DELETE’ function is permissible in certain circumstances
Soon her eye fell on a beautiful new book lying on the table: she opened it, and found an amazing collection of stories that seemed to say ‘READ ME’…
Leap Books will be celebrating the 150th Anniversary of Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland with this beautiful collection of Alice-inspired stories. Expect Cheshire grins, moments of terror, fantastical settings, romance, and, of course, mayhem!
BEWARE THE LITTLE WHITE RABBIT releases on April 14, 2015 with stories by Laura Lascarso, Charlotte Bennardo, C. Lee McKenzie, Christine Norris, David Turnbull, Jacqueline Horsfall, Medeia Sharif, Tom Luke, Jessica Bayliss, Crystal Schubert, Holly Odell, Liam Hogan & ME.
UPDATE 12th February: CLICK HERE TO SEE THE ANIMATED COVER!
ROLL UP, ROLL UP, sew up all your loose plot threads here!
Writing ladies and gents, I give you The One… The Only… The ultimate must-have accessory for the discerning novelist: yes, it’s THE INCREDIBLE PLOT TIE-ER UPPER, complete with needle-wielding monkeys (fresh from typing the Complete Works of Shakespeare) and a state of the art out-tray to capture your finished work of genius.
You’ll be the envy of all your writing friends with this essential piece of editing kit, and thanks to its impressive dual-powered renewable energy sources* the Plot Tie-er Upper costs just pence to run. Simply feed your loose plot strands into the integral feed-funnel (along with a generous serving of bananas) and let the magical monkeys do their work. Forgotten sub-plots and unresolved problems will be a thing of the past thanks to THE INCREDIBLE PLOT TIE-ER UPPER. Don’t delay. Order yours today.
*N.B. The Incredible Plot Tie-er Upper is powered by wind (sighs) and traction (head-scratching). A back-up battery pack is also available at participating outlets.
Question: What do best-selling children’s authors have that I don’t?
(And no, you’re not allowed to say “talent”. My blog, my rules, I’m afraid.)
Answer: Luck. Or, more specifically, a lucky horseshoe rescued from the muddy tussocks of Dartmoor, lovingly de-nailed and de-rusted and polished to a satisfying sort-of shine.
Admittedly this is largely (OK, totally) conjecture on my part but I like to think it’s what separates the literary elite from the literary wannabes. “And why’s that?” I hear you ask (yes, you do have to ask that, I’m afraid… like I said, my blog, my rules). Well, I’ll tell you why (seeing as you asked). It’s because I’m now the proud owner of my very own lucky horseshoe rescued from the muddy tussocks of Dartmoor, lovingly de-nailed and de-rusted and polished to a satisfying sort-of shine. Ta-dah!
It’s up in my writing room, positively glowing with authorial luck, so all I have to do is sit back and wait for the offers from agents, editors and Hollywood to come pouring in.
That’s it… any moment now…
Does anyone else out there have any writerly superstitions? (You know, just in case the horseshoe’s having an off day…
To grow your own critics you will need:
- 1 packet of mixed critic bulbs
- 1 generous patch of well-raked earth
Early autumn is the ideal planting time to guarantee a discerning spring crop. Plant your bulbs at well spaced intervals of at least 60 centimetres and cover with soil. Water well. It really is as simple as that. You should hope to see your first critic sprouting by mid to late January. At this stage they should be capable of absorbing anything between 1-2,000 words per day although their feedback may be a little basic.
By late February you can expect an average yield of three to seven critics, each capable of processing up to 20,000 words per week (which, let’s face it, is quicker than most of us can write).
While it’s tempting to weed out the harshest critics and sell them off as Sontaran collectables to gullible Dr Who fans, you’d do well to listen to what they have to say. They’re bound to have a new and interesting perspective on your precious tome and it’s worth remembering that their curmudgeonly nit-picking attitude may be partly due to soggy root feet and chin worms.
Of course if your fingers are of the less-than-green variety (and your garden of the less-than-capacious kind) you could always join a critique group instead. Apparently some writers prefer it…
Hmm, secret lives eh? To be honest, the secret bit’s actually quite boring. It’s all about the BIG REVEAL. Like when you come home early from school one afternoon to find your boring bespectacled bank clerk of a father engaged in one-to-one combat with a highly trained Ninja monkey… or that time when your Mum said she was going to drop some cakes off to the Brownies Bring & Buy sale, only she was gone for three months and when she came back there was Moon dust in her hair and her sensible flat-soled sandals looked suspiciously like space boots. (Goodness knows how she managed to drive to the Guide hut in those.) And don’t even get me started on Uncle Alfonso and the shark tank in the basement…
I must admit to being a bit on the greedy side when it comes to secret lives. I actually have two (neither of which involve battling Ninja monkeys, which is probably just as well given I never progressed beyond blue belt in karate). When I’m not tapping away at my trusty laptop as Jennifer Moore, writer, I can be found tapping away at my trusty laptop as Jaye Seymour, also writer, or tapping away in the guise of Beastly Blackbeard the Bad, the stinky scourge of the intergalactic highways and unacknowledged star of The Adventures of Jake & Moon Granny: Space Pirate Panic. Of course it wouldn’t do to unleash my inner pirate on a nice polite blog page like this (it turns out he doesn’t go down too well in the middle of school assemblies either) but if you’ve ever found yourself wondering what to buy a buccaneer for Christmas, or how to cut your toenails in space, you can find him/me over at BLACKBEARD’S BLOG.
Sadly Tesco (and Amazon) are clean out of BIG REVEALs this week so you’ll have to settle for a small book-shaped one instead, courtesy of Jennifer, Jaye and Mr Stinkypants-Piratebreath Blackbeard himself. Book 2 in The Adventures of Jake & Moon Granny series, BLACKBEARD’S REVENGE is out now, published by Knowonder! You can find it here and here complete with fabulous illustrations by D T Walsh. A little something for the children to read while they wait for Mum to come back from the Bring & Buy sale, maybe?